Oh dear, it’s 2015

Oh my it’s midnight on New Year Eve’s. The Time when we start making resolutions, signing up for gym memberships and throwing out carbs. While I am making changes and striving to do yoga my often, I am holding fiercely onto my bread!
“You can take my life, but you can never take my CARBOHYDRATESSSSSS!”

So there’s that. But I do want to try to write on this blog more often. Not just when I’m depressed and need to vent via poetry on the internet. Ya know. The usual.

Hopefully you’ll see me around here more often.

Cheers and I hope everyone has a safe, cheerful & eventful new year’s!

See you in 2015,



Texts I’d Send Boys If I Was Always An Honest Person

This is so relevant

Thought Catalog

I consider myself an honest person. I just have this thing where I ‘m not honest with boys of interest because I’m afraid they’ll think I’m in love with them and I think it’s because on Entourage if a girl did anything at all they called her crazy. If I had never seen Entourage and was comfortable with my deepest, darkest, most honest feelings, these are some of the texts I would have and should have sent to various dick-bearing creatures.

I know you cheated because I accidentally stalked you. It was one time and it was literally an accident.

Why do you ask me questions that you could ask Google?

I wrote about you for a writing class and everyone said you were a stupid jerk and they asked me where you lived so they could come bully you even the professor.

A Gossip Girl cast member told me…

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